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End Of Line

Posted in Nonsense, Wacky News with tags , , , , , , , , on December 18, 2012 by Bob

The world won’t end Friday. Not literally anyway. However, maybe we wouldn’t be so bad off if it did. Or has it already in some ways? I mean look at just a few of the things that are happening around us that are harbingers of doom:

–          People of Walmart

–          Kardashians

–          Justin Bieber

–          Honey Boo Boo

–          The X-Factor

–          Christina Aguilera’s fashion choices

–          The new Instagram TOS

–          Vin Diesel in a remake of Kojak

These are dark times indeed. Makes me think maybe the world needs some kind of reboot. The problem is, how far back to we reboot to? If we don’t go back far enough, we risk living through the Disco era again. If we go too far, we lose indoor plumbing and “a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar” jokes.

Would it be better if we went back to a time where Duck Dynasty is the norm? Should we keep moving forward and push technology to the point where we can enter “the grid”? I don’t know if either of these things would solve the ills of society but I am sure that something has to change so that I can be comfortable raising my children in the world. If doomsday is that thing, then let the pulse reboot the world and let’s get to rebuilding.

On a side note

 

Does my hair seem darker today?

 

Celebrity Deaths – October D.O.A.

Posted in Celebrity Deaths, Nonsense, TV/Movies with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on November 1, 2011 by Bob

It seems that celebrities weren’t the only things dying in October. We had celebrity marriages, a few T.V. shows, and apparently my new reality show. It wasn’t too well received yesterday. I had a whopping 4 views of my show. I know it wasn’t that good, it was actually pretty horrible, but I figured I had to give it a try. At least my reality T.V. career lasted longer than any of Lindsey Lohan’s sober stretches. Well, enough of all the boring deaths, lets get right to the news that will bring the number of views on my blog back up to pre-reality numbers shall we?

Don Lapre – 47 – Television pitchman – Oct. 2

Arthur C. Nielsen Jr. – 92 – The Nielsen ratings guy. – Oct. 3

Doris Black – 85 – Actress Law & Order, Tootsie – Oct. 4

Charles Napier – 75 – Actor The Blues Brothers – Oct. 5

Steve Jobs – 56 – I shouldn’t have to say – Oct. 5

Diane Cilento – 78 – Actress The Wicker Man – Oct. 6

Paul Kent – 80 – Actor  Star Trek II – Oct. 7

Mikey Welsh – 40 – Musician in Weezer – Oct. 8

David Hess – 75 – Actor Last House On The Left – Oct. 8

Ray Aranha – 72 – Actor  Dead Man Walking, Die Hard w/Vengeance – Oct. 9

Doctor X – 43 – Mexican wrestler – Oct. 11

George “Mojo” Buford – 81 – Blues harmonica player – Oct. 11

Dennis Ritchie – 70 – developer of “C” computer language – Oct. 12

Chuck Ruff – 60 – Drummer “Edgar Winter, Sammy Hagar” – Oct. 14

Edgar Villchur – 94 – Inventor of the acoustic suspension loudspeaker – Oct. 17

Hunter – 36 – Australian rapper – Oct. 20

Dennis Hall – 54 – Cinematographer Burn Notice – Oct. 20

Muammar Ga…Qu…Kaddafi – 69 – Dick-tater – Oct. 20

T. Max Graham – 70 – Actor Eraserhead – Oct. 27

Why Can’t I?

Posted in Nonsense, TV/Movies with tags , , , , , , , , , on October 31, 2011 by Bob

Today some sad, sad news came out. Kim Kardashian and that guy that she pretended to marry 72 days ago, are getting a Hollywood divorce. Why is this news? Well, it means the E! network will be losing a bit of money because they are losing a reality show … for now. I am sure they will have “Kim & Kourtney Have a Threesome” or some other idiotic show like that. They will surely broadcast her next wedding, and probably the divorce. Either way, Joel McHale will have plenty of fodder for The Soup.

This whole thing got me thinking. Why exactly are the Kardashians famous? Are ALL of them famous because of Kim’s sex tape? I know someone, somewhere was married to some lawyer or something, and now Kris is married to Plastic Man … I mean Bruce Jenner. Other than that, all they do, as far as I can tell, is put their name on clothes and stuff. I can put my name on clothes and stuff.

The way I look at it, if someone like them can have a reality show that has absolutely no redeeming value, then so can I. In fact, I have spent minutes of my free time and at least $5 of my own money to put together a pilot for the networks. I think that it has just as good a chance as any other show. The SP/FX on my show rival Terra Nova! You know what, because all of you have been faithful readers for so long, I am going to give you all a sneak peek at my new reality show … Untitled. I asked Tori for a name but all I got was “juice”. Everyone enjoy and watch your local listings for when this will be on the air … somewhere.Now I will be famous for being famous too!

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