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That’s A Lot

Posted in Nonsense, Wacky News with tags , , on January 25, 2012 by Bob

Yesterday’s post, was post number 500. As of writing this, I have had 28,622 views total. My best single day was 756 views. These numbers do not include email subscribers as far as I can tell. My first post was on 6/29/2009. Last year I blogged almost every single day (missed one) and have kept it going this year so far.

When I look back on all those stats, it is no wonder why I get stymied some days trying to come up with something. I am afraid that I will copy myself. That’s ok, I won’t sue. That means that I have thought up close to 500 different topics to write about over the years. That doesn’t SOUND all that daunting but, it is. At least for me. I am proud of myself. It makes the aches and pains I have, the long nights with the baby or the dog, etc. fade away from memory.

I wish I was watching tv right now. It would give me something to watch and distract me and my blog would be weirder.

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Rollin Rollin Rollin

Posted in Food, Nonsense with tags , , , , on January 10, 2012 by Bob

Keep that blog a rollin’ … keep that blog a rollin’ each daaaaaayyyy.

For some reason that popped into my head about 30 seconds ago and I had to write that down. I am still trying to keep on my blogging every day to see how long I can do it, but I will admit that I am getting lazy lately. Work is busy, Tori is teething ALL NIGHT, EVERY NIGHT and I have another cold from the child I am sure. I was going to actually blog about how I didn’t feel like writing tonight but then I realized that if I wrote about that, that it would be writing and that it would then be an actual blog entry. Then my head hurt and I decided not to write about that.

Piper is laying on my feet snoring. She is making me want to fall asleep too. Hearing her snore right now, I think I have to apologize to the wife for blaming her for the snoring that woke me up the other night. Sorry wife.

A few minutes until the next episode of Chopped. I have a few ingredient lists you all have sent me, feel free to send any at any time. The first round of my Chopped Challenge will be in the next few days when I can get to the grocery store. I am goign to try to get a few in one trip so I can do a few in a few days. Stay tuned!

Donate Today!

Posted in Nonsense with tags , , , , on January 9, 2012 by Bob

Friends, have you been sitting around the house, fretting over what you are going to do with that “spare car” you have laying around in the garage? The Lung Association will take that “spare car” you just happen to have laying around, whenever you are ready to clean out your garage and free up some space. This is all well and good and I fully support it. What happens though when you have an extra house laying around that you need to get rid of? Well friends, I have the answer.

Donate your old, gently used homes that are just sitting around to my new foundation. We will take those old homes and sell them at 100% pure profit for us. You will get a “fair” tax deduction for your donation. The funds from your home donation will help fund research and pay the salaries of the staff that take your donations and make them a reality for our charity. You can help cure ingrown toenails and knuckle hair with your generous donation. Call 1-800-homes-4-nails today and one of our trained counselors will help sign your home over to us. Call today, operators are standing by 13 1/2 hours a day.

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Celebrity Death Watch – The New Year Never Came For Them

Posted in Celebrity Deaths, Nonsense with tags , , , , , , , , , on January 1, 2012 by Bob

I can’t believe that this is the last Celebrity Death Watch update for 2011, even though it is now technically 2012. We have had some winners this year and we have had some losers. Some winners have dies and so have a lot of losers. It was a surprising year for a lot of the passings and a not so surprising year for others. Some days it was cold out, other days it wasn’t. Some days it was cloudy, some it was sunny. Get where I am coming from here? ANYHOO … Let’s get on with the last Death Watch of the year and see if there are any more winners for the year. Check here if you can’t remember the predictions) Plus, let’s get to it so I can go take a nap. Oh yeah, HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE!!!!

 

Bill McKinney – 80 – Actor; Deliverance – Dec. 1

Herman IQ74 – ?? – Imperial Stormtrooper (death assumed on this date) – Dec. 2

Bruno Bianchi – 56 – Cartoonist, co-creator of Inspector Gadget – Dec. 3

Dan Mills – 80 – Animator Family Guy & He-Man – Dec. 5

Barbara Orbison – 61 – Roy Orbison’s widow – Dec. 6

Dobie Gray – 71 – Singer Drift Away – Dec. 6

Harry Morgan – 96 – Actor Dragnet, M*A*S*H – Dec. 7

Bert Schneider – 78 – Producer;  Easy Rider , The Monkees – Dec. 12

Taylor Swift – 22 – Oh yeah, it was just a dream. Damn.

Dan Frazer – 90 – Actor Kojak – Dec. 16

Doe Avedon – 86 – Actress  The High and the Mighty – Dec. 18

Jim Sherwood – 69 – Musician Mothers of Invention – Dec. 25

 

Until next time … Should auld the dead folks be forgot and never brought back to life ….

Overture, Curtains, Lights, This Is It, The Night Of Nights

Posted in Holiday, Nonsense with tags , , , on December 31, 2011 by Bob

A rather long title, but, it has been an awfully long year. Today is the last day of the year. Sadly, it is also my last post of the year. I would like to say that I am thrilled that I technically do not have to post every day anymore. I am happy that I completed the challenge with only 2 misses during the year. I missed January first last year because I didn’t know about the challenge until January second. The other day I missed was because I was busy, tired or lazy or something and realized at 2 am I forgot to blog. I made up for it though with a few days of multiple postings.

I am trying to decide if I am going to continue with posting every day over the next year. I feel like if I don’t, I will feel like I am missing something. I do enjoy writing and I think that with some of the new things I have planned that I touched on yesterday but didn’t actually mention, will give me plenty to write about.

Well, now that all that is said to make my blog a little longer and not just a “Happy New Year” cop out. I want to take this opportunity to thank all of you who have read me over the past year, liked, followed, commented and otherwise made the voices in my brain keep me from going insane. There, I got a little mushy.

So, with all that said and posted, I want to wish everyone out there a safe and happy new Year. Celebrate safely, don’t drink and drive, don’t drink and make out with someone you don’t know, or with someone you DO know that you shouldn’t be making out with, don’t drink and run down the street in your underwear at midnight, don’t drink and dance and most of all, don’t drink and do a keg stand.

Have a great night everyone and see you next year!

Second To Last Post Of The Year

Posted in Nonsense with tags , , , , , , on December 30, 2011 by Bob

I have been trying to think of something outrageously spectacular for my last 2 blogs of the year, thus completing the post a day challenge for 2011. While I was doing this, I started to think to myself, “Self, do you really need to come up with something for the last 2 posts of the year, thus completing the post a day challenge for 2011?” Then a Lego commercial came on TV, I got distracted, forgot what I was thinking about and got up and made a sandwich. Now I am sitting here trying to think of something while the wife is watching Fashion Police. The scary part is, I am finding Joan Rivers actually amusing. None of this of course, has anything to do with my blog. In fact, I forgot what the hell I was actually going to write about tonight before I went off on my tangents that were supposed to make it seem like I was having a hard time coming up with something.

The new year is coming up. (smooth transition huh?) I have plans to have plenty of new ideas to try in the coming year. There will be a visit very soon of my first video starring my new Muppet. Granted, it will be a youtube video embedded in my post but still. There will also be plenty of updates on the baby that will be here in 2 AND A HALF MONTHS!!!! Holy crap! I just realized how soon the new baby is going to be here! Damn I have a lot of stuff to do! Ok, gotta go and get to bed so I can stress out about stuff tomorrow before we party for probably our last new years out for a while. But it will soooo be worth it in the years to come 🙂

I … Am A Horrible Father

Posted in Nonsense, Tori, TV/Movies with tags , , , , , on December 29, 2011 by Bob

It’s true. I am. I must be according to everything that has come out in studies and reports from groups and watch dogs. I did something unthinkable with Tori today. I am ashamed and should be investigated I am sure. No, I did not take her to a seedy establishment (well, we did go to Walmart so that is debatable). I did not hang her over a balcony or swing her around in a crocodile pit. I did not drive to above mentioned establishment with her on my lap (Walmart is really close, I would just let her drive). Neigh, what I did was far more egregious and deplorable.

We had just finished breakfast. I had a yogurt and granola bar, Tori had her usual 136 grain free range organic oatmeal and non-dairy organic keifer yogurt blend. We did our toddler and me yoga class, 25 min of Taoist meditation and recited our multiplication tables before finishing our 45 min study of intermediate Latin. I realized that if we were going to go out in public, that I needed to get in the shower. It was far too early for Tori to take a nap and I couldn’t just leave her on my bed with Piper. I decided the safest place for her would be to sit in her crib while I showered.

I took her into her room and she was giggling as I sang her “C is for Cookie”. I put her down into her crib and as soon as I started to walk out, she started crying. My attempts at soothing her were as futile as resistance to the Borg. I tried Elmo, her giraffe, her binky … nothing worked. I had one last option. I didn’t want to do it, but, I was smelly and running out of options. The small tv that is still in her room from when Jackie was up in the middle of the night nursing was still on Tori’s dresser. I reluctantly turned it to face her crib. I turned it on and put on Dinosaur Train on PBS. She quieted right down, sat and watched while I cleaned up.

I know that showing my toddler television shows will cause her to develop into an anti-social, mass murderer of some sort but I just didn’t have a choice. I know that it is my duty, as a parent in the year 2011-12 to spend every waking minute with my child, not allowing her to figure anything out on her own because that might be dangerous. I know that every parent that raised a child who is alive today was the worst in the world and every adult alive today was raised horribly and will probably cease all brain function within the next 5 years. I got off track there somewhere but the point is, I certainly hope I don’t get arrested for letting my child watch a slightly educational PBS cartoon because I had to shower.

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