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The Day After

Posted in Food, Herman IQ 074, Nonsense, Wacky News with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 21, 2011 by Bob

I AM ALIVE! I fared pretty well after last night. I am happy to report that I am NOT hung over. I am a little tired but I was able to clean up some of the stuff left from last night. The half full drink cups didn’t affect me. Jackie is out picking up Tori so I cleaned a little, vacuumed, and decided to get the blog out of the way for today since I think I will be going to bed VERY early tonight.

It was a successful party and I am so glad that so many were able to make it out and have fun. Too bad is was still humid and mosquito filled so we couldn’t hang outside but that’s ok. Next year we will have it earlier in the summer again when it is nicer out.

I still have some cleaning to do today but I think that … wow … whoa … why am I feeling dizz … everything is blurry …

Hello earth dwellers. Herman here. It seems my hairless Wampa engaged in a ritual celebration last night called a “fiesta”. Based on the video communications device I am forced to watch all day, I thought a fiesta was a mode of transportation for the females of this planet. (which by the way, there are far too many females in this galaxy. Before I was abandoned here I had only known of 2 others.)

I will have to admit that it seemed that it was a good time. I did partake a little myself and had what is I believe called, an upsidedown margarita.


Until the next time I deem you worthy of my communicae … Don’t step in Bantha fodder.

Herman IQ 074 signing off


The Party Rolls On

Posted in Holiday, Nonsense with tags , , , , , , , on August 20, 2011 by Bob

Hi all,

4.5 hours into the party. I am on my 4th margarita. Granted, the glass I am drinking out of is a 40 oz mug … maybe bigger. I have already seen a skeleton riding a cock … INTO BATTLE!

My hat has balls

I said some other good things but I can’t remember. I was told they would be said later.

The food was good.

I am too tired to type about sally’s rubber sea shells and there is no way in hell I am typing a strait line.

The alphabet has too many keys to type.

I will go drink some more and come back a little later…if I can find my computer. It is still early after all and I still have 2.5 gallons of margarita somewhere. typing “a half” seems like too much right now.

FYI, this has taken me about 20 min to type because of typos. Next post … typos be damned.

A Post A Day Keeps The Voices At Bay

Posted in Nonsense with tags , , , , on August 19, 2011 by Bob

Sort of. I had the day off today. Went shopping for our party tomorrow. Have been cleaning for the last 4 hours. I still have about an hour of cleaning to go. Tomorrow, I am cooking and then I get to drink … A LOT.

I am trying to decide if I want to do a pre-party post, an in-party post, or a post party post. I am thinking the pre would be the most responsible. That way I am sure I get it done. The in party post could just be too distracting although I could have people help me. The post post, could potentially be the most amusing. After hours of margaritas and partying … yeah … this could be fun. Who wants to read my post when the voices are all in my head?

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