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Just In Case

Posted in Nonsense, Wacky News with tags , , , on December 20, 2012 by Bob

Since I am the walking embodiment of Murphy’s Law, and I am convinced the world will not end tomorrow … it just might. So, just in case, I wanted to say good-bye to everyone.

See you tomorrow!

End Of Line

Posted in Nonsense, Wacky News with tags , , , , , , , , on December 18, 2012 by Bob

The world won’t end Friday. Not literally anyway. However, maybe we wouldn’t be so bad off if it did. Or has it already in some ways? I mean look at just a few of the things that are happening around us that are harbingers of doom:

–          People of Walmart

–          Kardashians

–          Justin Bieber

–          Honey Boo Boo

–          The X-Factor

–          Christina Aguilera’s fashion choices

–          The new Instagram TOS

–          Vin Diesel in a remake of Kojak

These are dark times indeed. Makes me think maybe the world needs some kind of reboot. The problem is, how far back to we reboot to? If we don’t go back far enough, we risk living through the Disco era again. If we go too far, we lose indoor plumbing and “a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar” jokes.

Would it be better if we went back to a time where Duck Dynasty is the norm? Should we keep moving forward and push technology to the point where we can enter “the grid”? I don’t know if either of these things would solve the ills of society but I am sure that something has to change so that I can be comfortable raising my children in the world. If doomsday is that thing, then let the pulse reboot the world and let’s get to rebuilding.

On a side note

 

Does my hair seem darker today?

 

This Is The End …

Posted in Holiday, Nonsense, Wacky News with tags , , , , on May 21, 2011 by Bob

Of the world as we know it? Of our elaborate plans? Of anything? Today supposedly brings upon us the rapture. Where the good, faithful, believers will ascend unto the heavens while the rest of us (yeah, I don’t think I will be in the lucky three percent) will remain on Earth as it decays and civilizations disappear over the next 5-6 months.

I feel sorry for the people getting married today. I mean, all that money and planning, just to have the start of the decline of modern civilization begin right after. I am going to a wedding myself. I hope the rapture waits until at least after the hors d’oeuvres.

I know I am early today, but I wanted to make sure I got my daily post in today, you know, just in case. As I said before, I am still going to post a day, every day until the end actually comes. Unless of course the end never comes and then I will probably take a LOOOONG break of at least a couple days come the new year. Hopefully, the rapture doesn’t start today, zombies don’t attack and I get home early enough to write a second post today. Just to stick it to the end of the world. On the bright side though, if the rapture DOES happen tonight at some point, I am sooooooo not going to worry about mowing the damn lawn again. I just don’t see the point.

Until next time, remember … “I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That’s my dream; that’s my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor… and surviving. “

Should I Waste The Time?

Posted in Nonsense, TV/Movies, Wacky News with tags , , , , , on May 17, 2011 by Bob

A lot of people have been talking about this weekend. My friend Kapgar wrote about this weekend today (beating me to the punch. THat’s what I get for waiting until the wee hours of the night to post) Aaaaaannnnnyhooooo … After I read his thoughts on the subject, I began to think … do I really need to keep writing every day if the world is going to end? Probably not, but if the world DOES end Saturday then I can say I blogged until the end of time. Pretty impressive sounding huh?

So, I guess I will keep putting fingers to keys and tapping out my nightly nonsense.

Saw a trailer today for a new Thundercats cartoon that is coming to Cartoon Network this summer. Looks pretty good to me. And before anyone says anything, I know that apparently this has been out for a while. I just found out about it. Yeah, I am a little behind. But still … cool. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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