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What Can I Say … I Like The Sausage

Posted in Food, Nonsense with tags , , , , , , , , , on January 17, 2012 by Bob

I … am a carnivore. I like my feed animals dead and char-broiled. I don’t mind if they are processed, extruded and shaped into various forms, as long as it is meat. I eat burgers, dogs, links, patties, chops, filets and any other cuts you can think of. I am not opposed to vegetables as long as they are a compliment to the meal. I will admit, I like a salad for dinner now and then, but it will always have something on it … most likely bacon. Everything is better with bacon.

I found myself in a brief discussion today with some co-workers about vegetarians/vegans. I don’t really know a whole lot about the differences between a vegetarian and a vegan. In my mind, and the little knowledge I have, is vegetarians don’t eat meat so that they can be healthier and vegans are pretty much whack jobs. As I understand it, vegans are morally opposed to eating meat and won’t even do things like wear leather or anything that was made from animals. They won’t, again as I understand it, drink milk that came from an animal because it came from an animal. I have heard that they are also boring in the boudoir since the whole aversion to animals thing and not um … eating … um meat. Yeah, I said it.

As I said earlier, I really don’t know a whole lot about vegans, and I am far too lazy to look up information about them for the purposes of this post, but I do know one thing. If vegans don’t like to wear clothes made from animals … they should get off of their high horses. Ancient man wore nothing BUT animal hides. They did not know how to make synthetic clothes. If it were not for ancient man wearing sabre tooth tuxedo, and instead, our descendants were vegans … things would be way different.We would not have clothing at all.

At first thought, most people would think that the world being naked would be a good thing. These people have an unrealistic view of the world and their lives and they picture everyone in the same way … at least when naked. For most people when they think of a naked world, they think of someone like this naked:

A naked world would not look like this

 

In reality, “cavemen” never inventing clothing, and everyone walking around naked, would just not be good. While it wold be nice if everyone looked like the picture above, in reality remember … for every ONE (1) of the above … there will be at least 10 of this …

 

 

 

Until next time, remember … If you don’t eat yer meat, you can’t have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat yer meat?”

And Now, Another Word From Another Sponsor

Posted in Nonsense with tags , , , , , on September 28, 2011 by Bob

Ok, I kind of lied. I still don’t have a sponsor, BUT these guys are friends of mine and they are really cool. Not sure how many of you know that I wear Hawaiian shirts every Friday at work between Memorial day and Labor day. I would wear them more often but I don’t like to wear the same shirt twice during a season and I don’t have quite enough shirts to wear for a whole year of Fridays. That and I am not sure if Jackie would let me own 52 Hawaiian shirts.

I guess that I should say WHO this great company is. It is Bad Shirts Good Times. They have some real cool looking shirts for sale and they are reasonably priced for such a high quality shirt. The colors are crisp and clean and they have no caffeine, never had it, and never will. (I just said that, they didn’t. I don’t want anyone to think they have bad slogans that I say)

They are a relatively new company, but I know that they are going to be going places and soon, they will corner the Hawaiian shirt market in the NW Suburbs of Chicago…maybe even further.

According to FCC rules, or someone’s rules, I have to mention that I am not being compensated for anything I have said in this blog.

Just go buy a shirt from this fine retailer will ya? You want a shirt. I know you do. If you don’t, my birthday is coming up Oct. 6th. I like Hawaiian shirts.

Oh yeah, their blog is here. It promises to be quite amusing.

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