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I Never Thought Of It Like That

Posted in Nonsense, TV/Movies with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on September 5, 2011 by Bob

I saw a funny post on a friends Facebook today. Don’t know if this has been out before but I laughed pretty darn hard. Here is what it was:

Me?? Behave?? Seriously!! As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arrived home after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Aladdin was a thief, Batman drove over 200 miles an hour, Snow White lived in a house with 7 men, Popeye smoked a pipe & had tattoos, Pac Man ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his performance & Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies. The fault is not mine!

I tried to think of other things from my childhood that may have shaped my youth. I really couldn’t think of anything that was as funny as the above. Admittedly, my brain has been shut off for the last few days. It has been great by the way. Here are a few though:

Donald duck walked around with no pants, Alice drank and did drugs, I learned if you tell too many lies you will be eaten by wolves, and I will stop right there since it is late and this had more legs earlier today. Of course, as always, if anyone wants to add to this feel free.

Until next time, remember … ” I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for those darn kids!”


Did You Know?

Posted in Nonsense with tags , , , , on July 31, 2011 by Bob

Did you know …

– That if you have your fridge too cold, and you leave the milk in the back, it does NOT turn into ice cream?

– If you let your dog stay out in the sun for more than 5 minutes, she really smells?

– If you are out of shape, you should NOT make 57 trips up and down stairs cleaning out the basement?

– The theme for Spiderman should not be sung to the theme from the 60’s Batman?

– Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men are funny things to watch?

– I was watching Family Guy while writing this?

– It has been 7 months and I have only missed 2 days of writing this?

– I still hate mowing the lawn?

– The Goonies is a cool movie?

– I am going to be sooooo sore tomorrow?


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