Archive for January 20, 2014

I Don’t Look Good Enough To Die

Posted in Nonsense with tags , , on January 20, 2014 by Bob

I was watching the news the other morning and there was another sad story of someone who was shot and killed. Later there was a sad story of someone who went missing. There are stories of this nature far too often. They all have one thing in common. If you are killed go missing or die in some spectacular newsworthy fashion, the individual ALWAYS has a picture straight out of Glamor Shots. I am not trying to be insensitive but, how is it that anyone that dies in a way that makes it to the TV news, has all kinds of fancy picture?

Yes, lot of people have a lot of pictures of themselves. I don’t. Sure, I am in family shots, and party pictures and all that but, if I ever die in a news worthy fashion, there is not going to be a picture of just me. At least not one that is fancy enough to be on the news. They are going to have to use my work ID picture and that will only make me look like it was a good thing I met my end before I became disgruntled or something.

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