I Never Thought Of It Like That

I saw a funny post on a friends Facebook today. Don’t know if this has been out before but I laughed pretty darn hard. Here is what it was:

Me?? Behave?? Seriously!! As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arrived home after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Aladdin was a thief, Batman drove over 200 miles an hour, Snow White lived in a house with 7 men, Popeye smoked a pipe & had tattoos, Pac Man ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his performance & Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies. The fault is not mine!

I tried to think of other things from my childhood that may have shaped my youth. I really couldn’t think of anything that was as funny as the above. Admittedly, my brain has been shut off for the last few days. It has been great by the way. Here are a few though:

Donald duck walked around with no pants, Alice drank and did drugs, I learned if you tell too many lies you will be eaten by wolves, and I will stop right there since it is late and this had more legs earlier today. Of course, as always, if anyone wants to add to this feel free.

Until next time, remember … ” I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for those darn kids!”

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