And Then There Were Confused Readers

If a blind man climbs a ladder to the 13th floor of a second level basement, and Big Bird flies to Russia during Ramadan, then George Jetson travels in time to see his granddaughter blow up a mountain troll from Harry Potter.

Arby’s is not good mood food and grease is not the word anymore.

MMI (motorcycle mechanics institute) is a far better name than UTI (universal technical institute)

If you hate your job on Monday then silverback gorillas will eat salmon in June.

16 men on a dead parrots chest … just won’t fit.

Piggy banks would be more challenging if they were real pigs.

Si d’abord vous ne réussissez pas, alors vous ne devriez pas essayer le parachutisme

This entry was posted on July 26, 2011 at 10:42 pm and is filed under Nonsense with tags Arby's, Big Bird, french, gorillas, Harry Potter, mmi, piggy banks, Ramadan, Russia, uti. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

2 Responses to “And Then There Were Confused Readers”

sybillaw Says:
July 26, 2011 at 11:59 pm

I like pie.

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kapgar Says:
July 27, 2011 at 7:40 am

WTF?

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