I Think I Need The Clinic Myself

I am an avid celebrity death follower. I have my own pool. I keep track every month of what celebrities die, and which ones stay alive and tick me off by messing up my pool. I come up with dead folks that some people would NEVER consider to be a celebrity. However, I think I may have been drinking too much this past weekend. This is especially a good trick since I don’t really drink any more. A few times a year, weddings and the like I will have one or two adult beverages, but not enough to make this weekend happen.

I missed a celebrity death! Apparently Betty Ford died this past weekend and I did not know about it. I must have been drunk or drugged or something for me to miss a death of such importance. I am ashamed of myself. I feel like I have let myself down. I feel like … wait a minute. It was one death, I had a great weekend. I feel nothing actually. Especially since I didn’t know the woman. Although, a week or two in her clinic actually sounds kind of relaxing.

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