Another VIMB “How To” Moment
It was a long 40 days for this little blogger. For all those that gave up something for Lent …
How To Splurge After Lent (specifically for having given up Pop and Fast Food)
1. On Sunday, open 2 liter bottle of Coke®
2. Drink said 2 liter bottle of Coke®
3. Go to dinner and drink 4 more cans of Coke®
4. After Easter dinner, stop at McDonald’s and order 3 Big Macs, 2 Cheese Burgers, 20 piece Chicken McNugget, 2 Fruit Smoothies and a large Diet Coke
5. Get home, go to sleep.
6. Wake up at 3 am, take 3 Alka Seltzers, go back to sleep.
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April 25, 2011 at 10:52 pm
At least you did it in style!
April 26, 2011 at 9:54 am
I am all about style.
April 26, 2011 at 8:37 am
You forgot ” wake up at 4:30 a.m. for diarrhea trip.”
April 26, 2011 at 9:54 am
Funny you mention that. I thought about including that step but uncharacteristically decided to take the high road. I wish I hadn’t. It would have been more humorous.