Another VIMB “How To” Moment

It was a long 40 days for this little blogger. For all those that gave up something for Lent …

How To Splurge After Lent (specifically for having given up Pop and Fast Food)

1. On Sunday, open 2 liter bottle of Coke®

2. Drink said 2 liter bottle of Coke®

3. Go to dinner and drink 4 more cans of Coke®

4. After Easter dinner, stop at McDonald’s and order 3 Big Macs, 2 Cheese Burgers, 20 piece Chicken McNugget, 2 Fruit Smoothies and a large Diet Coke

5. Get home, go to sleep.

6. Wake up at 3 am, take 3 Alka Seltzers, go back to sleep.

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4 Responses to “Another VIMB “How To” Moment”

  1. At least you did it in style!

  2. You forgot ” wake up at 4:30 a.m. for diarrhea trip.”

    • Funny you mention that. I thought about including that step but uncharacteristically decided to take the high road. I wish I hadn’t. It would have been more humorous.

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