You Don’t Feed A Baby Chili!

Today and tonight are a first for me. Jackie has left to go on a “girls weekend”. It is the first time that I am going to be left alone with Tori for an extended period of time. It is also my first all night alone with Tori. This should be interesting. I am going to be Mr. Mom for at least one night.

This will be good practice for later in the month when Jackie goes to Texas for 4 days and I am alone with Tori for even longer. Don’t get me wrong; I am not afraid of being the only one here with her. I think that I can manage just fine. The problem is, that my sick, twisted and perverse sense of humor will constantly be thinking about Mr. Mom and wondering what things I can

So tempted to try this!

actually get away with without a) causing long lasting physical or emotional harm to Tori and b) what I can do without Jackie finding out.

 

I think I might have to watch the movie again today to see if I can come up with some ideas. Granted, I only have one child to care for and she is FAR to young to eat chili. Besides, I know what chili does to me. I KNOW I don’t want to deal with what it will do to her. Hopefully, she will sleep most of the day and I can maybe start taking down the Christmas decorations or do some much needed laundry … or play Playstation and Wii.

In the end, I will more than likely not get anything done because I will be playing with Tori all day. I will NOT dry her bottom over a hand dryer somewhere, and I will not fight with a vacuum cleaner. I don’t think I will do much of anything but watch her since as I am writing this, she is in front of me on her tummy time mat on the floor, trying her damndest to roll over. She has the rolling part but doesn’t seem to know how to straighten her legs to get onto her tummy. SOOO CUTE!

Anyway, gonna wrap this up so I can go and watch her roll and hopefully get it on tape for mommy.

Until next time, remember … “Kenny, don’t paint your sister!”

5 Responses to “You Don’t Feed A Baby Chili!”

  1. Too cute. Remember, I WILL be watching! 😉

  2. Awwww – good luck! You’ll be fine, though. 🙂

  3. Your mom calls the vacuum cleaner Jaws?

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